Study finds: "SCIENCE RELATED ARTICLE PROVES I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG"

If you are tired of people not listening to you and your opinion, there is a simple solution: Open your browser and type in your thoughts into a search engine. You will find tens of thousands of articles from people who share the same opinion as you. 

Open up a study that justifies all your arguments. Now copy and paste the link. Ensure it sounds legit, like "ScienceOutlook.com." If it has a word that sounds like it could be actual science you are looking good.

Next log into your social media. Share the post. Soon you will see one of two things: the first, people agreeing with you. Some will like the post some will even comment. On the other hand, some will not be as positive. They will directly oppose your opinion and point out flaws in the article (if they read it). News flash: These are trolls. You must now insult them personally for not agreeing with you. A good internet troll battle should last 20-30 comments and veer off on a few different topics.

Eventually you will block that troll from your social media. They don't deserve your friendship. 

Suddenly things are looking good. Less haters. Now you can go to bed, for you have changed the opinion of, likely, the entire world.